THERE IS A NAKED ASIAN MAN IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE
waIT HE’S WEARING CLOTHES MY BAD
WHO WEARS A TAN JOGGING SUIT
I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored
did someone say something
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”
So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.