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eatsleepdraw:

"ELK" by Abbey Lossing
www.abbeylossing.com

eatsleepdraw:

"ELK" by Abbey Lossing

www.abbeylossing.com

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(Source: rrrrosa, via thatfakedrawerinyourkitchen)

College boys are useless.

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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delphinecormier8:

The Cloneapocalypse: A summary part 1

(Source: sassianamaslany, via teg-anandsara)

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a whore and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

(via fantasticalchemy)

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

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mandrakescry:

The Golden Trio - first and last scene together.

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